You must be logged in to comment on this post.
I was a little kid, and I had an older brother, who I've never met. Our uncle was staying with us and no matter what anything that happened was my fault. My older brother was constantly a dick to me, no one trusted me, and they said I was going to military school if things didn't change soon. Eventually I got so tired of it and started crying and yelling at my older brother, we didn't really work things out, but he said he'd stop being a dick to me if we both wrote down "Leslie and Lauri all year long and forever" on our hands. I don't rightly know why, but I tried to and woke up.
a tragic backstory
I take it you have plans, in that case? It's difficult for me to comment on adult life, I only just finished college courses and I won't be going to university until next year.
Well, I'm doing okay, I think. I've taken a gap year to try and get some work experience. Will most likely be doing voluntary work and trying to find a paid job in the mean time, considering we've been having issues with finances.
In short, I'm attempting to do something meaningful. If you call "trying to survive in the future" meaningful, of course.
ah, well get money and fuck bitches, as my forefathers would say. nice hearing from you again.
I dreamed that I was wandering through a rural area with a group. Everyone except us had shotguns and I naturally assumed they were going to shoot us. (I'm not in America so I'm not used to facing guns everyday >: ). Someone was walking behind us down the same path; he didn't notice us for some reason, so we hid in a nearby field.
Eventually, one of the group members killed a guy and stole his gun. I shot the guy walking down the path.
We then found our way into an abandoned house. We decided it was a great idea to jump into the garden of the house next door - which was clearly inhabited, I should add - by throwing a mattress and a bunch of pillows out of the window. Unfortunately, the inhabitants noticed this and sent the cutest dog ever to come over, climb the wall and rip our guts out.
...Well, he didn't do the last part. We hid under some of the leftover pillows and I woke up because I was scared by this point.
Yeah, I don't respond well to horror games. That's why I buy them all the time and terrify myself.
How have you been, by the way?
lovely nightmare. i've been moderately OK. university & adult life are coming at me full force and i'm still unsure how to handle it all. oh well. how about you, hun? are you doing something meaningful with your life or are you in the same boat as i?
Cool pic. I fucked sum bitch lolz
Hey sweet thing ;D
WHAT KIND OF DREAM IS THAT
A generic/common dream, I'm sure, but you said you were interested. lol
it was quite descriptive
That 3rd tooth hit my hand on it's way to the ground (or roof or wherever I was at that point, not really sure). I was taken by a panicked feeling but immediately after heard something behind me. I didn't look but I reacted like it was what I was running from and started running forward in what was now a visually blurred and ambiguous environment as all my teeth started falling out at once and then I woke up.
I was running. I don't know from who but it belt like everyone. I spent the whole dream jumping rooftops and stuff (not in a cool way, in a desperate and barely-making-each-jump way). People kept noticing me out their windows and stuff and either picking up the phone or coming out after me. Any moment of rest was taken up by my cell going off with a message that said something like "save me" or something equally generic from the same person. Idk who but I obviously knew in the dream. Everything was very black with like reflective orange highlights. The buildings were all very right-angle-ish and I was nowhere near the ground at any point. Like the city was a downtown type area but all housing like apartments and condos and stuff. Middle of the night. I wasn't dressed like myself exactly either. My jacket where I kept my phone was a front-zipped turtle neck with a snap button on the top. It had one vertically zipped pocket with my cell in it in about the middle of my left chest. It was unzipped, showing some sort of grey on grey graphic T that was tucked in to my relatively baggy jeans that were held up by a black belt with a rectangular silver buckle and I think I was even wearing boots. Not an outfit that I've ever worn, but I guess I could see myself wearing it. My hair was short but somehow kept getting in my face and dark like my real hair color instead of it's current longish bleach blond. I didn't see one other American, in fact anyone I saw was like vaguely spanish or asian, and when people yelled about seeing me they were not yelling in English. Still, I didn't feel lost at all. It seemed like I knew where I was going and how to get there but was so busy running/hiding. I felt my whole existence was getting to where I was going though, and I'm daily sure I was under the impression that the person texting me was located there. Eventually I couldn't make a gap and fell quite a distance down and landed p. roughly on a lower roof. It didn't hurt but it felt like i couldn't move for a moment. When I staggered to my feet I found I had lost a tooth somewhere in the fall. I continued on pretty quickly. a few roofs later my mouth felt all weird so i reached in and effortlessly pulled out another tooth. I stopped and stared down at my tooth in my hand for a really long time. My daze was broken by another tooth that I didn't even feel falling out of my mouth..
your signature needs anti-aliasing
there's no escaping awful gif transparency.
i have terrifying dreams that always involve bug dissection.
I also can sometimes control dreams, but that goes on for a lil bit. I think i can do that when drifting off to sleep only.
bug dissection is cool
I just dreamed that i was raped and fucked in the same time by a n***a and a gorilla wich is wierd 'cause I'm a boy... Dreams are cruel >:(
This Dream was a little weird. I was a knight and me and this other knight Laura were looking for this ancient evil that manifested itself in someone. we walked around this town for a while and found this house that was glowing we thought this must be the house so I kick down the door and we rush in we look around and Laura stops at this cabinet and I say "what is it is some thing wrong" she says " I think it's in here" I say "no way" but I sort of sensed something too so I try to open it its locked so I use my sword to pry it open and a rooster with glowing red eyes pops out I we laugh are asses off I say "This is the ancient evil" and then slice its head clean off we were about to leave when three guy with glowing red eye run in one pins Laura to the ground before she can draw her sword and kick him off her and stab in in the chest she rushes to her feet and says "Thanks" I reply "no prob" she draws her sword and slices the second ones head off the third makes a swing at me I parry and swing but I miss and kicks me I hit the ground and he's about to finish me off when Laura stabs him and helps me up She asks "you okay" I reply "I am fine" She kisses me on the cheek for some reason I Say "what was that for" She says "for saving me" I reply "you saved me two" She replies" I know but your also kinda cute" we laugh and walk out side and everyone has glowing red eyes I say "crap" and wake up. It was a LONG dream.
it's a romantic comedy
i was flying. at first i thought it was a plane, but it was not. i knew my altitude despite not having a meter. it was about 100000. it looked like dawn, but there were no stars, nor land. it felt serene.
I dreamed that I was in a zombie apocalypse,but i remember only the last part of my dream.
Me and four people , 2 guys and 2 girls , one of the guys was a random strong person and the other guy was Mark from Tellttale's Walking Dead , and the 2 girls were again , just some random girls , we were in under a collapsed building and there was water , like after a rain , we've found a
rectangular stone with a wooden helm , we had to rotate the helm to open an near elevator , so we can escape , then a bunch of zombies came after us , we had to make a stand , while Mark was rotating the helm. During the stand , the 2 girls told us that they were bitten , the other guy put a girls in a cell , and i smashed the other girl's head with a baseball bat (I don't know why I just did it) and no one reacted about that.
OK,then the elevator opened , but the other guy didn't made it because the doors closed automatically when I and Mark entered the elevator,then the elevator stopped , and I saw some sort of...per dor or something like that on the elevator's wall but it was big , we could fit throught it , I went first but then that zombie female from TT TWD from Clem's house entered the elevator via emergency exit and ate Mark , my legs got stucked in that pet door a bit , but i managed to free then I climbed to the top on the elevator's support cables , there were many survivors but for 1 minute i had an hallucination that they were zombies and I almost kicked the nearest girl , but she dodged my hit , and then the hallucination was gone , I've told her that i'm sorry and that i had hallucination because i played Dead Island a year ago and there was a rooftop full of zombies just like we were , but it really wasn't , then she told me that she played it too , now one year and then she asked me if I came with a 7th or 8th grade boy , I said no and then she said "Oh,what a shame!" Then i walked away and I woke up , it was the best dream ever.
(Sorry if you don't know the TWD game or the characters , because maybe some of you didn't played it but I recomend you to play it if you didn't aldready because it is a very good game.)
i dreamed about using necromancy
I dreamed I kept waking up and looking at the clock. Then I noticed the clock had weird nonsensical times that changed every time I blinked. I realized I was dreaming and used telekinesis to move shit around my room haha. Then I went flying.
Had a hard time realizing when I was finally awake because I kept waking up in my dream... Must have happened 10 times in a row, I'm not even exaggerating...
well, currently I a waiting for a package, and i dreamt that i received the package.
WHAT IS IN THIS PACKAGE. I NEED TO KNOW.
I dreamt it was raining and I could basically control friction. I can push off against the ground to get faster, but apparently I can't slow down. I just kept running, overtaking cars and running away from the police (for some reason). If I died, (fell into a river or hit a wall or something) I would just respawn back at the "start". I woke up by trying to punch something, but IRL I punched the corner of my desk. Not really my last dream, just the latest and most awesome one I could remember.
that would make a great vidya game
I almost got raped by my ex girlfriends. Then Starsky and Hutch saved my ass.
My dream is this I wake up in a boat and my little sister is there and she say's "get up we have to go" and I say "where?" and then she just repeat's what she said so I get up and I follow her but just as I step off the boat I'm in a town and my sister's gone and there isn't even anyone in the town so I go around the town yelling out my sister's name but she's not here and then I hear a noise like a cup hitting a wood floor and I turn around to see what fell and then the town is full of people and they're all looking at me like i'm crazed or I have a disease and whenever I try to ask them if they had seen my sister they just look away from me and it go's on like that for a bit then everyone just disappears and then I see my sister in the middle of the town just standing there looking at something on the ground and as I move toward's her she turn's to look at me (this is where it get's really weird) and she's bleeding from her eye's and she's got a sword (yes a sword not a knife a sword) in her hand like stabbed in her hand not holding it it's IN her hand and then just when I get to her to try and help her i'm in a forest with a baby in my hand's and when I try to look at the baby it try's to claw my eye's out and that's when I wake up. )= do you think i'm crazy?
i think we're all crazy
Watched Inception. Then dreamed it. Never thought i could waste my time by sleeping. meh.
well this happened like a year and a half ago.
I was volunteer as a teacher in a program in wich a group of mostly 5 persons went to diferent areas of the country to give classes to kids who can't go to school, during this time we had to travel to those areas and make a living in their schools (yeah sounds weird, maybe i can't explaint as i wish because inglish is not my primary lenguage) so we had to sleep in there, in the stay i met a girl with who i was going to sleep with all the time (not sleep like sex, but that dosen't mean i didn't wanted to).
So that night she was cuddling me when i fall sleep, in my dream i was skating in a place that i use to go regularly until the fuckers put fences, and i was like ok dreaming but suddenly this guys came to me running and punch me in the face, i fell from the skate and said WTF!, see those dudes to the face and realise they where some kids i went in kinder garden with (but like almost 2 mtrs tall now) and they started chocking me, I started to get blackened vision but regain strenght and jump from the floor to start chocking them with 1 hand each......... at that moment I just jumped from the "floor-bed" with hands far extended and sending the girl far away.
I did my best to explain it but man, I rarely write in english.
i think the horrible english is what makes it hilarious
i had a dream like I'm in the madness world. there a big scary house and i walked in, suddenly the floor crack and i saw a modern AAHW base under it. I jumped down, killed an agent then stole a gun and shot every employees. I opened up a door and i saw a golden dragon sword, some how i feel cold when I walk near it i reached my hand to get it but then i woke up... i think: how did i felt cold when it was a dream
I had a dream that it was dark, I was inside a video game, the lighting looked that of a older batman video game, i was flying a ship shooting at a virus controlled tower (I think?) on a building, i kept shooting lasers but it wouldnt die, so i shot at the building until it collapsed, i saved the city and there was a man and a woman in futuristic jumpsuits who said I foiled their plan and they would try again in the future and sped off. Not near as cool or bizarre as my other dreams but eh oh well
I became best friends with Miley Cyrus, then later on she was giving out autographs so I went in line to get her autograph and my friends didn't believe that I was friends with her, and the line was SO FREAKING LONG so I went and ate a taco.
(This dream happened last night.)
was the taco good?
To understand my dream, you need a bit of my history. My family moved around alot (Still do, sadly...) and there was a point where we lived in an apartment complex, but that was a long time ago...Which is why I don't have ANY idea why I'm still dreaming about that place.
Anyways, the last dream I had, I was chilling in front of my old friend and childish crush Taylor's apartment building, like building G, or H, or something like that. Me and her were talking, having fun, just hanging out, then this huge semi truck (I don't even know how it fit in the parking lot, really) came at us, Taylor and me jumped out of the way, the semi crashed into the building, and this deranged looking psychopathic truck driver jumped out and chased me inside, no idea where Taylor went. Probably ran away or something, this guy was that scary looking. Anyways, the psycho truck driver cornered me in the building's upstairs hallway, then started choking me and stabbing me with a knife. No idea where the knife came from. Anyways, I woke up with a loud gasp after that, and my dad was still up, so we talked and laughed about it.
Bad dreams are joke fuel for me, I'm messed up like that.
...Do I get a cookie now?
you get a knife to the gut
What a nice post.
So, no dreaming last night unfortunately. Sometime the night before or maybe the night before that Idk. But, last I remember I was in a casino and a Johnny Lee Hooker song was playing over the intercom and I commented to this guy (who was apparently a friend I knew. In the logic of the dream it felt that way anywho) how I thought this music was way ahead of its time. He dissagreed and said it sounded pretty modern and I was just like (jokingly of course) oh, whatever. You're a mainstreamer anyway. He then asked "what's wrong with that?' and I said "not much, it's just kind of prevents you from standing out is all and you wanna be popular right?" Then he said of course." "Well?", I replied and he just nodded. I repeated the question again and he continued to nod over and over again. There was suddenly an eruption of a mob that tore the place apart piece by piece. After getting a closer look I realized that it was the zoo of monkeys from Canada that I saw in a video before. One guy shouted "Apes with down syndrome!" and apparently they did have down syndrome and were biting everyone on the head to give them the disability too. I told my friend we had to get out of here now! But he just continually kept nodding, this time muttering "mm hmm" in a tone of annoyance. I was speechless at his stupidity. Finally, as I started to run and drag him by the collar out with me, a monkey jumped on me from behind. It's face was so bizzare looking. It had fangs that looked like the baby if Neil Diamond had sex with a european mail box. My friend finally got so pissed at me for screaming in fear that he screamed in my ear with a megaphone. Then the monkey jumped him, he cought the down syndrome. and next thing I knew I was locked in a room with him and a black rapist and they came at me slowly with their arms in the air like zombies. Then I woke up and fed my cat to take my mind off of it, but at the same time I was still trying to process what happened. That's nothing on a daily basis though. I've had way more disturbing dreams than that! I don't know if you or the readers will be able to handle those though. Maybe another day. This isn't the appropriate place. Let alone the story I did tell. Just soak that sucker in for a while...
My last dream I was running from Freddy Krueger, and then he caught up to me and he told me he didn't want to kill me. So then we became friends and had tea together. Then I woke up. XD
I woke up to see a cannibal gnome worship fire as my father warned me about it. Because I didnt listen, I waved at the gnome, and he told me to shoo. I blacked out, and awoke in my bed, and tried to scream. All that came out was a demonic noise as I saw my dad lying in a pool or urine, rolling around it like a pig in mud. My brother was the only sensible one, listening to me and acting serious to the horrific situation we were in, until a black fog came and red appeared around the corners of my eyes. I awoke for real, only to see that I had a spasm and couldn't stop nodding my head. Then I ejaculated blood. That's why I never sleep anymore.
I had a nightmare the other day that I was sitting in a chair at one of my old office jobs.
My coworkers were talking loudly about how excited they were about their favorite reality shows. American Idol was mentioned every several seconds.
...it was awful. It gives me the chills.
I caused the end of the world with some super powers I had, it was a "semi-lucid" dream, I knew it was a dream and I knew what was going on but I'm sad I couldn't control this awesome dream (not the end of the world just the powers lmao)
Say what you will but zombies and small enclosed areas would have to be a constant for me,
and a multitude of injuries ensue.
got anally rape by a n***ah
I didn't mention that the building was having a Dead Ends and i passed through just because of my luck. The Dead Ends there had Deadly Traps, which you can't escape.
All i remember i was on a "Who-the-hell-knows-where-and-which" planet. I went there with cops (Like that planet's cops) and eventually they died, while we were walking through sort of blue building what seemed like a school. My One-of-the-first dreams was like that: I was sitting in a dark room with door opened and white bright light shining through. Then the door closed, and i was hearing insect-like sounds with a Scary Ambient.
I dreamt almost exactly what happened to me the next day. I spent all day playing Monopoly. Weird.
I landed a plane without knowing how to put down the landing gear by driving it backwards.
I was on a plane with my mom, when suddenly the plane crashed into a lake and I flew out of the window. Bouncing on the water for about 2 minutes. I finally stopped when I reached an island were I stayed for many hours by the beach. At some point my mom came floating by in the water, i was so happy to see that she was okay and I asked for a ride home. She answered.
- I cant! Im going to a party!
I saw her float further out in the water intill I couldnt see her. I stayed a couple of more hours on the island intill I woke up. End.
That was one my my weirdest dreams I have ever had, bounching on the water was really fun though.
i hope she enjoyed the party
The last one I can remember was about 2 days ago. I was in the shower and I had a little glass rod and I dropped it and it broke. That's all I remember.
there's no such thing as nodding a no, but you can shake your head.
Not my most recent, but it's my dream. I was a bird kid(like Maximum Ride) with a flock of fledgling bird kids. I was perching on a snowy mountain and looked down to see a birthday party going on. I command my fleet to fly down with me so we can destroy all the balloons(LOL WUT). I must've caused a big racket, cause' the Fantastic 4 came rolling in. Suddenly I turn into the Hulk, peel a large slab of iron off the ground, and hit the Thing as hard as I can. The Thing's orange skin shatters off and reveals a purple version of the Silver Surfer, but with skin. The Thing flies over the mountain and dies. The Fantastic 4 panic. THE END.
i was floating above the ocean in what I can best describe as a giant bubble. The ocean started to boil and the heat made the bubble shrink wrap around my body, which cause me to start falling. I woke up before I hit the water.
I was walking home from school with a girl I met in class, she was in a band and we got along...
dreams are cruel.... :(
Last night I shot a guy in a swimming pool like 7 times in the back in my dream.
i imagine he's dead now
my microbiology teacher was swimming in the sea, asking me why I wasn't in class. what
so why weren't you in class?
I practice Lucid dreaming so I'll just write a memorable one from my dream journal :
I'm riding a motorcycle down a long, winding road that stretches out endlessly. I change gears effortlessly (which perturbs me since I only know to ride a gearless bike).
*next sequence begins*
I'm at my cousin's place. She hands me a couple of parcels to give to someone. I make eye contact with her and the next thing I know we are kissing. (Ouch! I know)
*I am fully aware now that I am dreaming and dismiss the sequence myself*
I am in at a store with my mom buying clothes. All the clothes are made of bacon and everyone is nibbling at the clothes they have bought. The store changes to an old, abandoned house and I am trapped in a small crevice. I feel the onset of claustrophobia.
*I wake up covered in sweat, pace around in my room recollecting as much as I can. I go back to sleep concentrating on what I want*
Same house. But everything is clear now and it's like deja-vu. I run around a lot pulling lever-like switches and jumping over gaps (obviously extracted from Tomb Raider that I had been playing the week before). Just as I'm about to pull a big switch, everything fades out and start to wake up.
*I wake up and frantically jot down everything I can remember*
It may sound like a bit dramatic but that is the least you can achieve with lucid dreaming.
i tried my hand at lucid dreaming. quit rather early. i should take that up again. thanks for the dream!
it was a simple dream. everything was in a shade of blue i was in a small convenient store in an area where iv'e never been before, i was scared,confused i was looking for my way home but couldn't find it
all of a sudden i heard a loud noise and a pain was felt through my chest. i soon fell to the ground and woke up.
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.